Hi. My name is Toot. My dad is letting me write in this blog because he loves me and knows I’m a super-smart cat. Dad adopted me about 14 dog-years ago (2 years, for you two-leggers). The lady who had me before was super nice, but she had other cats who didn’t want me …
We have a cat. He\’s fat. His name is Zander, but we call him \”Cat,\” \”Kitty,\” \”Loaf of Bread\” (because that\’s what he looks like when he lies down and his fat spreads), lard butt, and \”Fatso Catso.\” In the picture above he is sitting on a puzzle because…well, because he\’s a cat. There are …
