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  Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy WASHINGTON—Members of Congress assured Americans that they have a definitive plan for reviving the slumping economy when they unveiled on Monday a bold new fiscal stimulus package that calls for the purchase of a pair of alpacas. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said the proposal,

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