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I think it\’s time to bring back an old friend: the Golden Llama Award.
The GLA is an award given to people who deserve it. There is only a single criterion (that\’s right Latin, isn\’t it) needed to get a GLA: my whim. If you do something that I think is particularly GLA worthy I will publicly endow you with the award so you can display it clearly wherever you want. I would give you one warning: Oprah has been gunning for one of these for years, so try to keep it where she won\’t see it. This whole OWN thing was a ploy to soften me up, and I am sick of the phone calls from her and her crony, Dr. Phil.
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It won\’t work, Oprah.
So what do you have to do to get a GLA? Well, you actually need to head over to my other blog, Llamaricks to find out. Yes, this is a ploy to get actual submissions to that blog (as everyone so far has been a dead-beat and not sent me anything). Go on over there and see what\’s up in GLA land! Come on; you can do it! Believe in the power within you. Visualize your inner creative powers and expand their borders. You just have to believe.
Oh no. I think I just channeled Oprah.