Reminder 1: Don\’t forget the caption contest.
No, don\’t put your captions as comments on this post. Those who try will have a small electric shock transmitted to their fingers via a new WordPress widget.
Here was my idea for a caption:
Don\’t do this. An apple on the top of the head is much safer.
Reminder 2: Take the latest poll.
Reminder 3: Use deodorant.
Trust me on this one. Your friends all asked me to tell you.