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Are you coveting some fame? Are you desiring some recognition? Do you want out of the doldrums of your drab existence? Are you getting tired of watching the Wheel of Fortune Network? Has Oprah sent hit squads to shut down your dissenting opinion due to your disbelief in her all-knowing will for your life?
Today may just be what you were looking for! It\’s once again time to engage the intelligent and creative readers of this blog in a contest of wits. OK… you don\’t have to be intelligent or creative; you just have to know how to type. Well, I suppose you could get someone else to type for you… I don\’t want to discriminate against people with no arms.
This is harder than I thought it was.
OK, let\’s show Oprah what we\’re made of and that we can live our lives without Dr. Oz.
Here is your photo:
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Good luck. The winner(s) will be awarded the coveted Golden Llama Award.
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WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that smoking while sitting between an archer and a bulls-eye may be hazardous to your health.
WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that smoking while sitting between an archer and a bulls-eye may be hazardous to your health.
Safer than smoking!
Safer than smoking!
You light up my life.
You light up my life.
The latest in smoking aversion therapy.
The latest in smoking aversion therapy.
Hey Hit it Here!
Hey Hit it Here!
Don’t worry. Dr. Oz said I should challenge myself, and if I make this shot I will feel almost as successful as Oprah!
Don’t worry. Dr. Oz said I should challenge myself, and if I make this shot I will feel almost as successful as Oprah!
“There were surprisingly few takers for the One Step Smoking Cessation Class, that year.”
“There were surprisingly few takers for the One Step Smoking Cessation Class, that year.”
As part of the agency’s new role in overseeing tobacco, FDA leaders literally take aim at smokers. They believe if this strategy doesn’t work, nothing will.
As part of the agency’s new role in overseeing tobacco, FDA leaders literally take aim at smokers. They believe if this strategy doesn’t work, nothing will.
WAIT! Is… THAT a LLAMA I see over…there???
WAIT! Is… THAT a LLAMA I see over…there???
Sure..go ahead…check it out…heh, heh… I’LL teach him NOT to smoke…ready…aim…. !!!
Sure..go ahead…check it out…heh, heh… I’LL teach him NOT to smoke…ready…aim…. !!!
Llamas are funny looking. They have the perfect faces/neck to be in goofy pics.
That wasn’t meant to be a comment, but merely an observation after seeing your llama pic again and after perusing llama pics yesterday. 🙂
Llamas are funny looking. They have the perfect faces/neck to be in goofy pics.
That wasn’t meant to be a comment, but merely an observation after seeing your llama pic again and after perusing llama pics yesterday. 🙂
This image was captured just seconds before a Lucky Strikes ad campaign took a tragic turn.
This image was captured just seconds before a Lucky Strikes ad campaign took a tragic turn.
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“I can make you quit smoking in ONE SHOT.”
“I can make you quit smoking in ONE SHOT.”
“And you thought William Tell had it tough…”
“And you thought William Tell had it tough…”