It is with great pleasure that I announce the inaugural Golden Llama Award. This award is given to the poor soul who most exemplifies the values, virtues, and complete dedication to avoiding prolonged rational thought that is exemplified by this blog. It is an honor unlike any other.
To punish reward the hard work and insightfulness of the GLA winner, I will dedicate a spot on my sidebar for this person (and won’t take it down EVEN IF THEY BEG ME). I will also send them a copy of the picture that they can proudly display on their website, blog, or even on the side of their head if the so desire. I would say that doing the last may be the appropriate action with such an award.
And so, without further delay, the first victim winner of the Golden Llama Award is……
Kelli
for her caption:
He knew what his mom would say, “I don’t care what all of the other kids are doing,” but he just could not help himself. Besides, he would just chew and spit the leaves, he wouldn’t swallow.
It just touched me. Perhaps it reminded me of “Latawnya the Naughty Horse,” the best book ever written in the history of mankind.
Honorable mentions (do I dare say that after Latawnya?) go to
Catherine C. for: “I’m not coming down until after the election. Could you toss up my lipstick?”
Bruce for: “Because of the prolonged drought, the cow tree fruit was too small and deformed to harvest for market.”
and Peggikaye for: “This is what I get for using algebra equations for mapping the route….”
Congratulations to our winners! More contests to follow.
Thanks to Robin for once again designing a killer logo!
I found all of the captions hilarious — great readership/minds over here!
I found all of the captions hilarious — great readership/minds over here!
Thanks Dr Rob. I just started reading about a month ago and I love your style. I no longer have my own blog – The Kid takes up too much time for that. I am considering displaying my award on the side of my head. 🙂
K~
Thanks Dr Rob. I just started reading about a month ago and I love your style. I no longer have my own blog – The Kid takes up too much time for that. I am considering displaying my award on the side of my head. 🙂
K~
Terrific! Congratulations to Kelli!
Terrific! Congratulations to Kelli!
Woo-hoo!!! Runner up!!! Thanks!!!
Woo-hoo!!! Runner up!!! Thanks!!!
Congratulations Kelli, Catherine, Bruce and Peggi Kaye!
I will now go drown my tears in hard liquor.
Congratulations Kelli, Catherine, Bruce and Peggi Kaye!
I will now go drown my tears in hard liquor.
Dr Rob…that brings up another hard question: “How does one drown tears?”
😉
Dr Rob…that brings up another hard question: “How does one drown tears?”
😉
oops…btw…congrats, all! WTG, Kelli….
oops…btw…congrats, all! WTG, Kelli….
Congrats to all winners! 🙂
Funny contest Rob and LLama award. 🙂
I’m sorry I missed it. Next time. 🙂
You and your llamas…anytime I think of llamas, which isn’t a lot..but a lot more than I used to ..which was almost never..like 20 years ago or something… well..anyway… Now..I smile and chuckle thinking about llamas and you. 🙂
Congrats to all winners! 🙂
Funny contest Rob and LLama award. 🙂
I’m sorry I missed it. Next time. 🙂
You and your llamas…anytime I think of llamas, which isn’t a lot..but a lot more than I used to ..which was almost never..like 20 years ago or something… well..anyway… Now..I smile and chuckle thinking about llamas and you. 🙂
Rob -Your inane humor cracks me up. 🙂
Rob -Your inane humor cracks me up. 🙂
Congratulations Kelli!!
Algebra came in handy after all!! By golly it’s not totally useless!
Congratulations Kelli!!
Algebra came in handy after all!! By golly it’s not totally useless!
That’s funny Kelli! 🙂
That’s funny Kelli! 🙂