Caption Contest

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Give me your best shot.  I am not sure what the winner will get yet, but I will figure something out that will either be great, or really embarrassing. 

Judging will be done by me in a most subjective and unfair way.

Good luck!

79 thoughts on “Caption Contest”

  1. “I don’t think it’s going out on a limb here to say that I’d rather be a llama right now…”

  2. Oh wait, wait, I’ve thought of a better version:
    “Common goat finds himself in a sticky situation after a particularly strong breeze.”

    (Still probably a uniquely Canadian joke, but now at least it’s got a pun in it)

  3. Oh wait, wait, I’ve thought of a better version:
    “Common goat finds himself in a sticky situation after a particularly strong breeze.”

    (Still probably a uniquely Canadian joke, but now at least it’s got a pun in it)

  4. FWIW, I’d just like to throw my vote in for the “Don’t Jump! Think of the Kids!” caption. Hilarious.

  5. FWIW, I’d just like to throw my vote in for the “Don’t Jump! Think of the Kids!” caption. Hilarious.

  6. some dude named steevo

    It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”

  7. some dude named steevo

    It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”

  8. “I’m not coming down until after the election. Could you toss up my lipstick?”
    has my vote…made me laugh out loud!

  9. “I’m not coming down until after the election. Could you toss up my lipstick?”
    has my vote…made me laugh out loud!

  10. He knew what his mom would say, “I don’t care what all of the other kids are doing,” but he just could not help himself. Besides, he would just chew and spit the leaves, he wouldn’t swallow.

  11. He knew what his mom would say, “I don’t care what all of the other kids are doing,” but he just could not help himself. Besides, he would just chew and spit the leaves, he wouldn’t swallow.

  12. “my owner tied me to this branch,and then fell off the branch, rats….”

    a solitary walk on the goat path, literally! LOL

  13. “my owner tied me to this branch,and then fell off the branch, rats….”

    a solitary walk on the goat path, literally! LOL

  14. Somebody told me there was free Taco Salad here, but for the life of me, I can’t find it
    (CC)

    (well almost all your poll answers fit in here, especially the nausea and the voices) 😉

  15. Somebody told me there was free Taco Salad here, but for the life of me, I can’t find it
    (CC)

    (well almost all your poll answers fit in here, especially the nausea and the voices) 😉

  16. I am not clever enough for a caption. The cartoon does provoke a thought though: This is what a single-payer health care system will look like.

  17. I am not clever enough for a caption. The cartoon does provoke a thought though: This is what a single-payer health care system will look like.

  18. Less than five minutes into the photo shoot, Randall began to regret booking the 2009 “Motivational Animal Puns” calendar job.

  19. Less than five minutes into the photo shoot, Randall began to regret booking the 2009 “Motivational Animal Puns” calendar job.

  20. some dude named steevo

    My caption above might need a little explaining. To repeat it:
    It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”

    In order to understand this, you will have to watch the movie “Manos: hands of fate.” Which is widely regarded as the worst movie of all time. Torgo is a cult figure and servant of the master. Plus he is half human/half goat satyr, but in the movie he just looks deformed. It is a great movie, I recommend the MST3K version.

  21. some dude named steevo

    My caption above might need a little explaining. To repeat it:
    It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”

    In order to understand this, you will have to watch the movie “Manos: hands of fate.” Which is widely regarded as the worst movie of all time. Torgo is a cult figure and servant of the master. Plus he is half human/half goat satyr, but in the movie he just looks deformed. It is a great movie, I recommend the MST3K version.

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