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Give me your best shot. I am not sure what the winner will get yet, but I will figure something out that will either be great, or really embarrassing.
Judging will be done by me in a most subjective and unfair way.
Good luck!
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“Don’t Jump! Think of the Kids!”
“Rob approaches the high-dive on what will be his gold medal winning attempt.”
“Rob approaches the high-dive on what will be his gold medal winning attempt.”
“Don’t Jump! Think of the Kids!”
“Common goat experiences a particularly strong breeze”
(This might only make sense if you’re from Canada and have been to the maritimes…)
“Common goat experiences a particularly strong breeze”
(This might only make sense if you’re from Canada and have been to the maritimes…)
The best leaves are always just out of reach.
The best leaves are always just out of reach.
“I don’t think it’s going out on a limb here to say that I’d rather be a llama right now…”
“I don’t think it’s going out on a limb here to say that I’d rather be a llama right now…”
Oh wait, wait, I’ve thought of a better version:
“Common goat finds himself in a sticky situation after a particularly strong breeze.”
(Still probably a uniquely Canadian joke, but now at least it’s got a pun in it)
Oh wait, wait, I’ve thought of a better version:
“Common goat finds himself in a sticky situation after a particularly strong breeze.”
(Still probably a uniquely Canadian joke, but now at least it’s got a pun in it)
No, I don’t want to be in your taco salad tonight!
No, I don’t want to be in your taco salad tonight!
“I’m not coming down until after the election. Could you toss up my lipstick?”
“I’m not coming down until after the election. Could you toss up my lipstick?”
Guess this explains why tomtom one is no longer available
Guess this explains why tomtom one is no longer available
Does the tree got you goat?Or is that a billy club growing out of his ear?
Does the tree got you goat?Or is that a billy club growing out of his ear?
FWIW, I’d just like to throw my vote in for the “Don’t Jump! Think of the Kids!” caption. Hilarious.
FWIW, I’d just like to throw my vote in for the “Don’t Jump! Think of the Kids!” caption. Hilarious.
OK, for the over-40 crowd: “Billy, don’t be a hero…” (I can hear you humming…)
OK, for the over-40 crowd: “Billy, don’t be a hero…” (I can hear you humming…)
It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”
It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”
Because of the prolonged drought, the cow tree fruit was too small and deformed to harvest for market.
Because of the prolonged drought, the cow tree fruit was too small and deformed to harvest for market.
From the Indian angle- ‘Main kood jaoonga, Basanti!’
[ ‘I will jump, Basanti!’ From the all-time classic movie, Sholay, where the drunk protagonist threatens to jump to his death if the beautiful Basanti does not reciprocate his love. You tube link with english subtitles- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKarznv4JxM ]
From the Indian angle- ‘Main kood jaoonga, Basanti!’
[ ‘I will jump, Basanti!’ From the all-time classic movie, Sholay, where the drunk protagonist threatens to jump to his death if the beautiful Basanti does not reciprocate his love. You tube link with english subtitles- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKarznv4JxM ]
“I’m not going out on a limb…what the?”
“I’m not going out on a limb…what the?”
“I’m not coming down until after the election. Could you toss up my lipstick?”
has my vote…made me laugh out loud!
“I’m not coming down until after the election. Could you toss up my lipstick?”
has my vote…made me laugh out loud!
He knew what his mom would say, “I don’t care what all of the other kids are doing,” but he just could not help himself. Besides, he would just chew and spit the leaves, he wouldn’t swallow.
He knew what his mom would say, “I don’t care what all of the other kids are doing,” but he just could not help himself. Besides, he would just chew and spit the leaves, he wouldn’t swallow.
“I am going to goat out on a limb and say this is a bad idea”
“I am going to goat out on a limb and say this is a bad idea”
Whoa. I knew I should of taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
(Bugs Bunny, anyone…)
Whoa. I knew I should of taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
(Bugs Bunny, anyone…)
I think I can…I think I can..I think I can…uhhh, now how do I turn around again?
Coming from someone who has goats that do this very thing.
I think I can…I think I can..I think I can…uhhh, now how do I turn around again?
Coming from someone who has goats that do this very thing.
This is what I get for using algebra equations for mapping the route….
yes, I know how bad that is, but I’ve been working on algebra all day and couldn’t resist ..
This is what I get for using algebra equations for mapping the route….
yes, I know how bad that is, but I’ve been working on algebra all day and couldn’t resist ..
I think something’s wrong with my GPS!
I think something’s wrong with my GPS!
“my owner tied me to this branch,and then fell off the branch, rats….”
a solitary walk on the goat path, literally! LOL
“my owner tied me to this branch,and then fell off the branch, rats….”
a solitary walk on the goat path, literally! LOL
Uh, Mary? Would ‘GPS’ by any chance stand for ‘Goat Positioning System’?
Uh, Mary? Would ‘GPS’ by any chance stand for ‘Goat Positioning System’?
They said there was Spaghetti up here. (from very old BBC April Fool joke).
They said there was Spaghetti up here. (from very old BBC April Fool joke).
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Oops….who knew? While Wall St. thought it was flying high, it was way out on a limb.
Oops….who knew? While Wall St. thought it was flying high, it was way out on a limb.
Nelly has never been the same since she ate that goat meat sandwhich
Nelly has never been the same since she ate that goat meat sandwhich
Well dad, who said we were related to Capricorns? $%@@*($@~!….
Well dad, who said we were related to Capricorns? $%@@*($@~!….
But there I was, I was taken to a place, the base of the three kingsI stood high upon a three top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones…
(free from “Spill The Wine”, Eric Burdon & War in 1970, one of my favorites, when I was young).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7_U-zj2gfE
But there I was, I was taken to a place, the base of the three kingsI stood high upon a three top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones…
(free from “Spill The Wine”, Eric Burdon & War in 1970, one of my favorites, when I was young).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7_U-zj2gfE
The sky is the limit!
The sky is the limit!
Somebody told me there was free Taco Salad here, but for the life of me, I can’t find it
(CC)
(well almost all your poll answers fit in here, especially the nausea and the voices) 😉
Somebody told me there was free Taco Salad here, but for the life of me, I can’t find it
(CC)
(well almost all your poll answers fit in here, especially the nausea and the voices) 😉
“Why, you ask? Because the cows are already using the uneven bars.”
“Why, you ask? Because the cows are already using the uneven bars.”
I am not clever enough for a caption. The cartoon does provoke a thought though: This is what a single-payer health care system will look like.
I am not clever enough for a caption. The cartoon does provoke a thought though: This is what a single-payer health care system will look like.
Less than five minutes into the photo shoot, Randall began to regret booking the 2009 “Motivational Animal Puns” calendar job.
Less than five minutes into the photo shoot, Randall began to regret booking the 2009 “Motivational Animal Puns” calendar job.
Why is it that Zippy always gets the exotic locales?
Why is it that Zippy always gets the exotic locales?
Is this the waiting room? If so, where are all the llamas?
Is this the waiting room? If so, where are all the llamas?
My caption above might need a little explaining. To repeat it:
It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”
In order to understand this, you will have to watch the movie “Manos: hands of fate.” Which is widely regarded as the worst movie of all time. Torgo is a cult figure and servant of the master. Plus he is half human/half goat satyr, but in the movie he just looks deformed. It is a great movie, I recommend the MST3K version.
My caption above might need a little explaining. To repeat it:
It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear. As Torgo climbed a tree to survey the grasslands of his forefathers, he thought to himself – “I take care of the place while the Master is away.”
In order to understand this, you will have to watch the movie “Manos: hands of fate.” Which is widely regarded as the worst movie of all time. Torgo is a cult figure and servant of the master. Plus he is half human/half goat satyr, but in the movie he just looks deformed. It is a great movie, I recommend the MST3K version.