An elderly man told me this joke yesterday. These things help get you through the day.
There was a man whose father gave him some advice: \”Just put gunpowder in your oatmeal and eat it every day and you will live to be a ripe old age.\”
So the man did what his father said, eating oatmeal and gunpowder, and he did in fact live very long. He finally died at the age of 102, leaving behind him 6 children, 22 grand children, and 50 great-grand children.
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And a crater where the crematorium used to be.
My favorite joke (and I don’t know why):A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says: “You have a drink named Steve?”
My favorite joke (and I don’t know why):A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says: “You have a drink named Steve?”
Interesting joke! 🙂
Interesting joke! 🙂
ROFLMAO & same to Sue’s joke !!! *still giggling*… Steve… kaboom… HAHAHAHAHAH
ROFLMAO & same to Sue’s joke !!! *still giggling*… Steve… kaboom… HAHAHAHAHAH
Both jokes are terrific! 🙂
Both jokes are terrific! 🙂
A man walks into a bar, and sees a bear in the corner, drinking a Coke.
He goes over to the barkeep and says “It’s a bit unusual that isn’t it; a bear drinking Coke?”
The barkeep replies “Yes. He usually orders a lager!”
A man walks into a bar, and sees a bear in the corner, drinking a Coke.
He goes over to the barkeep and says “It’s a bit unusual that isn’t it; a bear drinking Coke?”
The barkeep replies “Yes. He usually orders a lager!”
Love all the jokes! Thanks
Love all the jokes! Thanks