It has been nearly two weeks since I was tagged by Vijay at Scanman\’s notes. I have not been ignoring Vijay; life is just full of…stuff. Here goes.
Reason 1: I have come off of my medication
Generally when I am well-medicated, I tend to sit around smiling at people, nodding my head until they get nervous. When I come off of the medications (especially the strong ones), I get into trouble. This is a perfect venue to cause such trouble.
Where else can you post a picture of a goat dancing to accordion music?
Reason 2: Global Warming
The world is getting hot. The icecaps are melting. This raises my core temperature by a small amount, acting on my hypothalamus which then makes me desire to write about llamas. I am not sure why this is the case, but it was in that Al Gore movie, so I believe it.
Reason 3: Free Taco Salad
Is there any better reason to do anything??
Reason 4: It is my first step toward global dominance
My plan is to blog and get a following large enough that people will rally behind me if/when I stage a coup. I figure that Bolivia may be the best place to start, since they are pretty much bored with coups. They generally have a coup on Wednesday nights after bingo. People shouldn\’t really bat an eye when I ascend to leadership. I will then apply the global political theory I have learned by playing Risk and move to North Africa. After that, it should be smooth sailing (Unless I roll a lot of 1\’s).
Reason 5: Fear Factor did not accept my application
I desperately wanted to eat bugs that had gone through a blender, yet for some reason they felt that I would not fit in. I have been crushed ever since (like the bugs, kinda) and so pour my emotions out on my blog.
If I stop blogging, Juho will beat me up.